Archive for the ‘Odd’ Category

Wed
16
Jan 2008
Cock-a-doodle don’t 

Flickr - http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1379/1305325207_5a298b8d2f.jpgIt’s been only 4 months since the dangling testicles of truckhood incident, and I continue to see them from time to time. We went to South Carolina over the holidays, and saw them aplenty. Even funnier when it’s a woman driving the truck.

 

Well Virginia lawmakers aren’t going to take it anymore, and

State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.

That means if you have a cock on your hood, you should probably take it off.

 

Now Playing: Megan Morrone and Leo Laporte - Jumping Monkeys January 2008 - Jumping Monkeys 29: Suzanne Kantra of Martha Stewart Living

Thu
3
Jan 2008
I’m a year older than you 

Weasleys I was just discussing with Jean the other day  about how having twins born on different days (separated by midnight) would be strange, but how about being born in different years!

 

Sure enough, it happened to this family, who managed to provide 2007’s last baby born, and 2008’s first.

 

Shelby Utley of Bloomington is the proud mother of a baby born on New Year’s Eve - and another born on New Year’s Day.

 

The father makes an obnoxious attempt at humor regarding his accountant, but I’m sure that’s because the sleeplessness is already setting in.

 

Now Playing: Megan Morrone and Leo Laporte - Jumping Monkeys December 2007 - Jumping Monkeys 28: Brian Niles of PTA Tech Corner

Wed
28
Nov 2007
rrrrrrrrrr 

I’m not sure if a cat purring is really therapeutic or not. Why a cat purrs is a different matter altogether.

 

I know, that also I’m allergic to them - when the cat sits right on top of chest and looks you in the face and starts purring, it’s kinda calming.. Then of course, I start to struggle to breathe and all sense of calm is lost.

 

Never fear! Now you can get a dose a virtual cat purring to relieve that midweek tension — sans sneezing.

 

Now Playing: Leo Laporte and the TWiTs - TWiT November 2007 - TWiT 123: Shake Your Wii-mote

Wed
14
Nov 2007
I wouldn’t recommend the Tilapia 

Somehow in my ‘haste’ to return to a normal working week after my training a few weeks ago, I forgot one of the best things I brought back.

 

Compliments of my friend Erich, I would like to introduce you to:
Will it Blend

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http://revver.com/watch/180341/flv/glow-sticks/

 

I chose to show you that video, but I highly recommend watching both the Don’t Try This @ Home and Try This @ Home series of videos. You can see interesting blends such as Bic Lighters, an iPhone, Chuck Norris, a Crowbar, a Rake, and of course the Tilapia.

 

Now, I’m not sure I’d ever buy a blender that costs hundreds of dollars, but as far as a marketing gimmick to get you talking about their product, this is a good one. I won’t say never. However, while I can justify spending that kind of cash on a Dyson vacuum which I use regularly and know it’s worth the price, making the occasional peach smoothie doesn’t cut it for me.

 

Now Playing:  Security Now November 2007 - Security Now117: Even More Perfect Paper Passwords
Current Mood: (impressed) impressed

Tue
13
Nov 2007
I do not like green ham soda 

art.soda.jsc It’s that magical time of the year when Jones Soda Co. releases their holiday pack. Previous Holiday packs include such wonderful flavors as Broccoli Casserole and

Smoked Salmon Paté.

 

This Sunday, soda lovers will have the choice of two different limited edition packs.

 

First, you can go with the Christmas pack, including the ‘favorites’ of Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham.

For those that celebrate Hanukkah, do not despair! You too have your very own pack this year: Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latke.

 

I’m thinking I might temporarily convert, because those flavors look better. While I might put Sugar Plum up against Apple Sauce, you’ve got to agree that Christmas Tree is probably beaten out by everything.

 

Feel free to pick some up at their online store, because it’s not likely your local Shop and Save is going to have them.

 

Now Playing: Knot Fibb’n - True - Under the Irish Moon
Current Mood: (okay) okay

Mon
12
Nov 2007
French Kissing Electric Eels 

electricty So I got myself zapped by electricity, not once, but twice yesterday.

 

The first one was all fun and games. Jason and I were installing some phone lines and computer wiring and had been joking about the fact that phone lines carry a small current.

 

Most times, you don’t worry about it, because the <40V doesn’t really bother you if you touch it together. If you happen to be working on it when the phone rings, then you could get up to <=150V and really catch your attention.

 

When I was in college, such a thing happened to me, and we were laughing that it might happen to us. So to play it safe, we would just disconnect at the source while doing the splicing.

 

Trying to strip the casing off the copper with our tools was getting cumbersome, so we started using our teeth. Sharper and stronger than fingernails, we could expose the end copper in under a second.

 

* Fun electrocution #1 *

 

After testing the line once, we went back to splicing. We forgot to disconnect at the source, and I bit into the end wire, while the other hit my hand, thus completing the circuit and giving me a little ‘ha ha” jolt, which was repsonded to be “you left the phone line plugged in fu***er”. Standing on the ladder, fan times were had by all.

 

* Not so fun electrocution #2 *

 

About 20 minutes later, we finished all our primary splices and were running the last extension. It required going across some HVAC ducts and under the stairs. I was just ‘blind’ pushing the phone cable over the duct, but it didn’t come out the other end. I reached up to try and push it over, and BLAM. Bright white flash, knocked me off the ladder and I fell to the ground, sweating and unable to speak for about 15 seconds.

 

My first (and only thought) was that there was a exposed electrical wire over the top of the HVAC system. We looked and couldn’t see anything. We then thought one of the other pipes or something was shorted and carrying a current. Nothing there either.

 

What we finally surmised (and hopefully was correct), is that the HVAC ducts acted like a capacitor. They are all covered with foil and insulation, and there is a ‘chance’ that as I was pushing the phone line across it, that a charge build up. When I reached up to push the phone line, my head hit the HVAC duct causing the discharge. It was more painful then because of the contact with the head.

 

In any case, I proceeded to let Jason finish the rest of the wiring, and I went to work on the Access Point. He worked as if he was dealing with razor blades for the rest of the night… just in case…

 

Now, Mythbusters has confirmed that under the perfect circumstances you can get electrocuted on the phone in a lightning storm, and even CSI had an episode about it.

 

But I don’t think they considered the hazards of the HVAC system in their analysis!

 

Snopes aside, I was on the receiving end of it.. so I know it’s possible.

 

Now Playing: Brothers 3 - The Journey That Lies Before - Slip Me 5
Current Mood: (restless) restless

Tue
9
Oct 2007
I hang onto my prejudices, 

they are the testicles of my mind. -Eric Hoffer

 

So I’m driving back to work yesterday and I notice what appears to be a pair of testicles hanging from the trailer hitch on the truck in front of me.

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I wasn’t able to get a picture from my cell phone, because everytime I managed to get behind him at the light, it would turn green before I could snap the shot.

 

Luckily for me, I was able to enter the phrase "metal testicles hanging from truck hitch" into Google and find an image for you. Not to mention stores selling them. Be aware if you choose to buy one from BullsBalls.com however, that the hanging assembly is not included.

 

Any explanation? My guess is that it’s supposed to say "This truck is my dick, and look how big it is". "See how nicely my balls swing in the wind?"

If the truck is the dick, and the hitch is the testicles — where’s the asshole? I think proportionally that the driver’s seat is in the wrong location.

 

Now Playing: Steve Gibson with Leo Laporte - Security Now October 2007 - Security Now 112: Listener Feedback 25
Current Mood: (listless) listless

Tue
11
Sep 2007
All Normal People Love Meat. - H. Simpson 

Steve ([info]thomas_delbroc), this is for you — and anyone else with a strong enough stomach. Maybe it’s cultural, maybe it’s me. I want to stay as far away from this list as possible.

 

http://www.weirdmeat.com/

Current Mood: (calm) calm