Archive for the ‘Geek’ Category

Wed
30
Jul 2008
SsSss SsSSs Ss!! 

Translated from parceltongue: Get over to this website as soon as possible and watch an exclusive trailer for HP and the Half-Blood Prince.

 

Coming in November… glee…

 

Now Playing: Amber MacArthur and Leo Laporte - net@night June 2008 - net@night 58: Amber’s Beef

Wed
9
Jul 2008
Ain’t a viking named Hagar 

A LETTER FROM JOSS WHEDON
Dear Friends,

At last the time has come to reveal to you our Master Plan. BEWARE! Those with weak hearts should log off lest they be terrified by the twisted genius of our schemes! Also pregnant women and the elderly should consider reading only certain sentences. Do not mix with other blogs. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this blog. You must be this tall to read. ‘Kay?

 

Joss Whedon? Neil Patrick Harris?  Nathan Fillion? Felicia Day?

 

Come on.. how can you not be all over this…

Thanks michelf ([info]michelf)…for tweaking my geek

 

Now Playing: Steeleye Span - Below the Salt - John Barleycorn

Thu
24
Apr 2008
Ham and jam and spamalot 

I’m in a Geekdad mood, because I mentioned the site last night at fencing practice and Jeremy’s geek meter missed it.

 

I’ve had this little ditty for a week or so and I’ve been meaning to post it as well. I made our roleplaying group watch it last week and spend the rest of the night humming to myself.

 

 

I’m not sure if my favorite bit is the finger to the chin or Checkov jumping.

 

Now Playing: Joel Spolsky and Jeff Atwood/podcast - - stackoverflow.com podcast #2

Mon
21
Apr 2008
23:19 

Jeremy ([info]ianraven) recently came the revelation that children are governed by the laws of Kosher, where Monsters are concerned at least. So that begs the question.

 

Are the monsters themselves Kosher? Any article with a picture of a Jackalope is sure to get my attention.. and now I know that my fear of them being eaten to (recorded) extinction by hungry Jews is unfounded.

Thu
17
Apr 2008
In Ur Darkness 

You’re a fan of LOLCats are you? Well, they’ve got nothing on LOLGrues.

 

I’m sorry… say what you want… I’d rather have a Grue than a kitten anyday.

 

Now Playing: Great Big Sea - The Hard and The Easy - The Mermaid

Thu
3
Apr 2008
It’s a pig, it has fat on it 

Went to the World Cafe Live in Philly last night for an awesome performance by Jonathan Coulton. I’m really glad that we got a chance to go and didn’t miss it. There’s something magical about the addition of a audience, the resonance of the room with live voices and instruments and the subtle changes of a live performer that really help the songs come alive.

 

The tickets were really well priced at $16 (with a $5 processing fee), but there was a $10 food/drink minimum. So we skipped dinner and decided we’d get our food there and hit our goal. Its easy to see how you can quickly reach and surpass the $10 min. though. My soda was $2.25, but my ‘wonderful’ Tommy Gunn pulled pork sandwich was $13.

 

I had to send the first one back because it was probably the worse one I’d ever had. It had dry bread which broke as I picked the sandwich up, and worse, there were several large pieces of fat (sans meat) on top. Now, it’s pulled pork. There is a certain amount of fat in there, but the pork itself was not finely chopped, so neither was the large pieces of fat (about the size of a 50 cent piece). So when the waiter brought the replacement, he said “I hope this one’s better. It’s pig. It’s going to have fat on it”. The second sandwich was edible, but I’ve had *wayyyyyyy* better at prices far less.

 

Alright, back to the concert.. Couple of cool things… When he was singing “Still Alive” (watch), a few people held up cell phones instead of lighters, which was very apropos as it was a technology song. Soon enough, most of the crowd was waving glowing cell phone screens in the air.. even saw a couple of DS’.. really kinda awesome.

 

Another was a point where he was asking the crowd for a choice in song — who then proceeded to all shout at the same time in a classic jumble, and JoCo told us all to shut up since we weren’t being orderly. Then one guy yells out “Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance” (listen). Jonathan kinda shakes his head, thinks about it, mutters to himself, and then you realize he really wants to play it, but hasn’t in concert for quite some time. So he says he’s going to do it, apologizes in advance for screw ups and even think he might have to bail half way through. He then tells his intro story, sings the song, proceeds to screw up several times, but recovers with an occasional “shit”, and mulls through to the clapping crowd.

 

Jeremy got his prototype shirt signed, which was great. When we first got there, we sat with a couple of other geeks (more on that in a second), we talked about the concert and how it was our first one. Jeremy mentions that his claim to fame was ‘this shirt’, and Rachel (from the couple we just met and a marketing person), smiled and said she saw it in the contest — we continued talking,  and I realized that she didn’t really ‘get it’. I said, “No, he doesn’t just own the shirt. He designed the shirt.” You should’ve seen her face light up.

 

So the geek factor was very high, as to be expected at a JoCo show. There was humour at that from Paul and Storm and Jonathan himself. At one point, Paul asked “Seriously, how many of you in here have never had a Calculus class”, and less than 10% raised their hands. Whether from trepidation or truthfulness, it was funny as hell.

 

Looking forward to seeing him come back.

Thu
6
Mar 2008
Got screwed by the DM 

There has been plenty of coverage about the death of Gary Gygax in the last few days.. a good number of the geeks I know have either posted about it directly, or linked to someone else’s post about it.

 

Wherever you read it through, you’re likely to encounter a geek euphemism for his death.

 

For example, Penny Arcade mentions “Rolling in his Grave“, while my buddy Steve summed it up nicely with “Save vs. Death” *rolls* - Natural 1. Even funnier with our RPG group and a proclivity for critical failures.

 

But I also ran across this list of 25 Gaming Euphemisms for the Death of Gary Gygax, and there are several on there that I hadn’t read previously, so I figured I’d share them with you. Some of them aren’t quite as funny, but if you’re compiling your own list to be used in your future obituary, you might want to read this list too.

 

My favorite was “Is looking for a ninth-level cleric“.

 

Now Playing: Gaelic Storm - Bring Yer Wellies - Scalliwag

Thu
28
Feb 2008
This CRT on my lap is heavy.. 

I’ve been meaning to write about Improv Everywhere for quite some time now, so I guess there is no better time than the present.

 

Improv Everywhere is, at its core, about having fun. We’re big believers in “organized fun”. In the process we bring excitement to otherwise unexciting locales and give strangers a story they can tell for the rest of their lives. We’re out to prove that a prank doesn’t have to involve humiliation or embarrassment; it can simply be about making someone laugh, smile, or stop to notice the world around them.

Sometimes their missions involve lots of people and sometimes just a few.

 

They first caught my attention when I read about their Best Buy visit in April 2006. Folks showed up at Best Buy dressed in blue shirts.

The idea for this mission was submitted by a stranger via email. Agent Slavinsky wrote in to suggest I get either a large group of people in blue polo shirts and khakis to enter a Best Buy or a group in red polo shirts and khakis to enter a Target. Wearing clothing almost identical to the store’s uniform, the agents would not claim to work at the store but would be friendly and helpful if anyone had a question.

Most recently, their Mobile Desktop adventure made me laugh. The geeky ones really draw me in.

For our latest mission, three agents entered a Starbucks one by one with their own giant desktop computer and CRT monitor. They bought coffee and worked at their computers as if they were laptops. One computer even had a Wi-Fi card installed, enabling our agent to surf the web.

I was at a Starbucks recently picking up a Chai. I don’t stop there regularly (probably because the local one is a pain in the ass to get to by car on the wrong side of the road), but I had a gift card I’d received for doing some friend-based computer support. Sure enough, in my 3 visits to empty the card there was always at least one person with a laptop sitting there and working.

 

You should also read up on the MP3 Experiment (they have actually done 4 of them now). It’s a great creative idea that has a very unique experience for those involved. Everyone gets an MP3 track ahead of time (they are not allowed to listen to it). When they get together, they all start the track on their portable players at the same time. It’s a combination of music, simon says, and other activities to get the crowd to interact with each other based on ‘timing’ everything just right — and knowing that people won’t be in sync.

 

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention one of my other non-geek favorites though. Red Heads.

For our latest mission, over 50 redheads rode the subway together and protested a Manhattan Wendy’s for their “racist logo.”

The visual impact of that one with them all on the subway and the poor chap who walks into their car totally oblivious is funny as well. Dunno why that’s my kind of humour, but it is.

 

Hey Murray, being the actor/geek/writer that you are, I would think this kind of thing would be right up your alley — and close enough to get involved in.

 

Now Playing: Paul Thurrott with Leo Laporte - Windows Weekly February 2008 - Windows Weekly 50: Open Windows