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they are the testicles of my mind. -Eric Hoffer
So I’m driving back to work yesterday and I notice what appears to be a pair of testicles hanging from the trailer hitch on the truck in front of me.
I wasn’t able to get a picture from my cell phone, because everytime I managed to get behind him at the light, it would turn green before I could snap the shot.
Luckily for me, I was able to enter the phrase "metal testicles hanging from truck hitch" into Google and find an image for you. Not to mention stores selling them. Be aware if you choose to buy one from BullsBalls.com however, that the hanging assembly is not included.
Any explanation? My guess is that it’s supposed to say "This truck is my dick, and look how big it is". "See how nicely my balls swing in the wind?"
If the truck is the dick, and the hitch is the testicles — where’s the asshole? I think proportionally that the driver’s seat is in the wrong location.