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"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations." –Sir Winston Churchill
Funny Quote of the Day
"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer."
Motivational Quote of the Day
"Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a single sentence. If you gain fifteen minutes a day, it will make itself felt at the end of the year."
"It is by acts and not by ideas that people live."
Quote of the Day
"We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."