As long as we’re mocking end users in our office
I took a look at the Excel file in question. Somehow either every cell was set to be a page, or the margins were set to 10″ a side or some such nonsense (maybe I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and say it got corrupted). In any case, it was printing:
Page 47 of 13,901
The printer was doing exactly what it was told to do.. print thirteen thousand pages.