[Odd] Look a Monkey! You distract the only Zombie who’s paying attention

I wonder if I can get a zombie mob to overrun my office so I can take the day off and go home and go to sleep.
Yoinked from Boing Boing:

Hundreds of "zombies" mob posh Vancouver mall Mister Wind-Up Zombie sez, "This past weekend a zombie quasi-flashmob two or three *hundred* strong materialized in the center of Vancouver and staggered through an upscale mall, onto the skytrain and down Main Street before joining their resting brethren at a local cemetry. –snip–